Hi all... especially Mr. G.
Didn't realise it had been so long since I last posted anything. Mr.G was good enough to remind me the other day...Bless him.
Have just heard from solicitors re my injury claim.
When you see the "no win,no fee" ads on the telly, it all looks SO simple. Ring this number and we'll get you tens of thousands in compensation.
The truth is a very stretched version. Go through hell for two years and then we'll get you f**k all.
So, it's now time to fight and get dirty. Time to involve Health and Safety, the local radio and local newspapers. Heh, it's not my fault I got injured, after all.
Here's a poem for you.
A nice sunny day, out in the lorry
Hit someones wing mirror......sorry
Trying to deliver at the school
I hurt my back and felt such a fool
As I collapsed in a heap on the floor
The teacher asks "Have you got any more
Stuff to bring in to here
For your injury looks bad, I fear"
No shit I shout as my legs go numb
And to prevent further cursing I keep dumb
The pain is so bad I can hardly think
Right now I could do with a stiff drink
With tears in my eyes I get back in the truck
And all I can think is Oh F**k
Back at the depot later that day
If your off sick, you'll get no pay
So off to court I go with thoughts of huge income
Sorry they say, we can only get some
Of the amount we promised you before
Instead of the riches we promised, your gonna be poor
So sod them all, their friends and kin
I hope that their lives end up in the bin
Just like mine has since that fateful day
When they told me with a smile "You'll get no pay"